Cat contient- meet Phil

The Fluffinator, Sénior Fluffypants, Mr. Phil A. Buster.
Meet Filibuster, so named because he’s easily one of the most vocal cats I’ve ever met, and a little because we acquired him during Wendy Davis’s filibuster in her fab pink shoes.

Fancy Dress Goth Cat has a voice that sounds like any whiny teenager and is perfectly willing to tell you all about how he deserves The Fishes. Or that he’s bored and we need to entertain him… often about the time we go to bed. Is the most prominent vocalist in The Song Of His People, usually around 2am. Because cats are jerks.

Phil has a toy. He loves his toy very much. It’s a Jack O Lantern, that at one point had flashing red eyes and CACKLES LIKE A DAMN CARTOON WITCH. As a kitten, it was common for him to play with this toy in the middle of the night, because what’s better than scaring the crap out of the humans by causing a loud cackling noise to echo through the house at 2am?! Thankfully, as the years have passed the eyes no longer light up and the cackle is faded. Hell yes we’d buy him a replacement one if we could source one. It makes him so happy it’s absurd.